spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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