is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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