you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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