I love black thongs
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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