if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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