I seem to have left my pride at pride
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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