we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The power of my boobs compel you
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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