in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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