I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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