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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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