butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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