She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just high enough for therapy.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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