I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I understand Curling. That high.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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