I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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