i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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