You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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