Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Randomize