One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just tell him i said nine months
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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