i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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