My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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