Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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