That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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