We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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