Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize