Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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