New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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