Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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