I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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