why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Even my vagina gasped.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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