It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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