Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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