There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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