therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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