i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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