that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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