I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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