nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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