Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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