i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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