If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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