Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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