she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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