Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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