If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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