just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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