I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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