butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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