that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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