week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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