Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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